Folks. I’m sorry.
1) I’ve got nothing. Except the joke I’m using as a title, which someone told me in the second grade. HA! Not really funny, but it allows me to simultaneously insult my fans (all 7 of you! Hi!) and make the somewhat convoluted point that I have nothing to say. Because I’m on ’empty’–get it? Doesn’t the sheer inanity of this post make you want to start your own blog in an attempt to balance out all the CRAP I am able to flood the universe with? Because it makes me want you to do that.
2) I’ve actually been too busy at work to update here. WTF? I liked it quite well when I had shit to do, and plenty of time to complain about it.
I’ll be back soon, I promise. Possibly even with something interesting to say! Wouldn’t that be a nice change!