Y’all. I was all set to write about the Ladies Night (where, in a remarkable display of irony there was zero discussion of weddings or hair, and instead a spirited round table session in which we detailed all the ways that Boys! Are such GIRLS!), or about how awesome a movie Death Becomes Her is (truly awesome), or how lovely the bike ride to Magnuson Beachis from my apartment (truly lovely).
Then I went to see the oral surgeon this morning.
Feelings of stress ensued.
So I am not writing about any of the above items today, but needed to write something anyway, because it’s May now and I get a perverse sense of accomplishment every time a new month pops up in my archives section.
I’m sorry, Internet, but you were a necessary accomplice in this ego driven act. So I figured the least I can do is to give you something to look at that is either so cute or so funny it makes you want to puke. Viola: