I’m here! I’m around! And I do, in fact, have things to say to you, Internet! The stuff! It is happening in my life!
Also the thoughts, they are happening in my head! (Or, you know. Whatever it is that passes for thought in my head. Once you’ve gotten rid of the stuff regarding things like CHEESE, EWEN McGREGOR, and WHY THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO LEAVE LITTLE BITS OF LETTERS AND PUNCTUATION BEHIND WHEN THEY ARE ERASING THE WHITE BOARD!—once you get rid of that stuff, there is really precious little left to work with. And yet I soldier on.)
Alas, the work. It is also happening in my life.
But soon! I’ll be back…and then I will fill you in on all the excitement involved in being me. Can you even stand it?