Thats What She Said

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Query March 18, 2010

Filed under: *Daily — thats what she said @ 10:38 am

Am I the only person on the planet who sweats while working out? Seriously, in a room full of women, after an hour of jumping around and vehemently denying that Billy Jean was ever my lover, I look around and see a flurry of perfectly styled bangs, still poofed from their morning run-ins with hair dryers and styling gizmos. Meanwhile I look like Andie McDowell at the end of Four Weddings and Funeral, only slightly more red and slightly less MAKING OUT WITH HUGH GRANT. I don’t know whether to be ashamed or proud. I do know that I am eating lasagna tonight.

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3 Responses to “Query”

  1. ShreddedMoistBeef Says:

    Could be genetics at work. I have it on good authority that if a certain parental unit of yours moves, that parental unit sweats. I have pictures. And you’re welcome. And thanks for the lasagne. Can mine be beef? With extra cheese?

  2. haricot vert Says:

    dude. i too am a kindred sweater. i feel your pain.

  3. Sorry sir. Chicken. Cluck Cluck. Also, spinach! Bwhahahaha…(is that how one spells an evil laugh?) But there will be a ‘monkey-lovin’ truck load of cheese.


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