And Now For Something Completely Different (only, not really)

Hello…internet. Grandmaster Flash here, bringing a guest entry to TWSS’s blog, thing (this was her idea based on a ‘chat’ greeting from earlier this morning…This cannot be my life).

Any who, apropos to her earlier entry entitled “A partial list of things I have called my cat:” I present this guest entry. Yes, I’m aware the original entry was posted nearly a month ago, which would make this entry seem a little less relevant now than it could have then…but you have to keep in mind that I don’t care.

So without further ado, please enjoy “A partial list of things I have called my friend Kim (some to her face):”  

Jerk, Jerk Face, Punk… 

No wait; wrong list. Let me to start over: 

Kimmers

Kim-a-ling

Kim-a-ling-a-ding-dong

Kim-a-licious

Kimancipation Proclamation

Kimdiana Jones

Kimberwii (in reference to a Mii character created on the Wii game system)

Kimmercial Break

Kima-kima-kima-kima-kima Kimeleon

The Kim and I

Kimberella

Chewbacca the WooKim

Kimisery

Kimiserate

Kim-Kim-Sala-Bim

The Karate Kim

Kim-chee. 

That was actually kind of fun. I think I smell a sequel…oh; no it’s just something on my shoe. 

 -GMF